This Angel of Mourning is a wonderful way to remember someone in your garden. Her serene face looks downward as she holds a bundle of flowers in her hands. Her wings are pulled forward slightly and wrap around the front of her legs. Every beautiful detail on this statue adds to its beauty.Made from sturdy poured fiberglass resin every detail is protected from the elements for years to come. The material is lighter in weight than concrete or stone making it easier to move to another spot in your garden should you choose to do so.Bring serenity and contemplation to your back yard garden with the Angel of Mourning.
Filed under Cherubs by on Jan 29th, 2011. Comment. 
Cranium – Pestilential Penis From the album Speed Metal Sentence (1999). Lyrics: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Let’s get ready for some young girls tonight! [Verse I:] A crazy rapist is loose on the town The virus is alive in his seed He’s out for the young girls, he’s taking them home He is obsessed and he spreads HIV [Bridge:] He rapes, infects, he carries HIV He drugs, and then, the girls will spread their legs He comes, inside, delivering his load You should, have listened, to what your mother Told ya! [Verse II:] In the bar he seems so nice But he’s a devil in disguise Soon you end up in his bed Drank too much, dizzy in the head [Repeat Bridge] [Chorus:] Satanic semen, deadly dose His dick is like a garden hose Underneath his weight you lay Here he cums, satanic spray [Verse III:] In the night he’s stalking you And suddenly he’s grabbing you Nailed by flesh onto the ground Paralyzed you make no sound [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus] AIDS! Crazy rapist! AIDS! [Repeat Verse I] AIDS! Crazy rapist! AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS A! I! D! S! Chainsaw Demon – Lead Guitar / Vocals Grave Raper – Bass Necro-Nudist – Drums
Filed under Garden Bridges by on Jan 17th, 2011. 6 Comments.
This modern three-seater bench will enhance your patio with its beautiful wood construction and slender clean-cut design. The Exbury Garden Bench has a high backrest made of narrowly spaced connected slats. This hardwood outdoor bench is flat and stable and complements the contemporary style of the armrests and legs. It will look wonderful on your patio or in your garden surrounded by colorful plants.This bench is crafted from a weather-resistant hardwood called Balau which is similar to teak. After construction this bench underwent a fine finishing process followed by an application of nitrocellulose lacquer and linseed oil to protect the wood. All hardware is made of rust-free corrosion-free brass-plated stainless steel for uncompromised strength and durability. The bench comes with a 25-year manufacturer’s warranty to ensure that you and your family can enjoy the beauty and comfort this bench brings to your yard for years to come.The beauty and benefits of Balau woodBalau is an extremely dense oil-rich tropical hardwood. From Southeast Asia Balau’s strength and weather-resistance make it perfect for use in outdoor furniture. Balau is very similar to teak but is said to be denser stronger and more durable. It also has a warmer deep honey hue. This wood should be cleaned and treated annually to retain the natural wood color. If left to weather on its own Balau will fade to a grey patina.
Filed under Garden Benches by on Jan 11th, 2011. Comment.
What We Like About the Rose Crossweave Garden BenchAdd instant charm to your front porch or garden with the Rose Crossweave Garden Bench. Made of tubular steel it has a seat made of six rails that run the length of the bench. A lattice-pattern backrest is highlighted with a raised detail of a rose bouquet. Simple curved armrests flow straight into the legs. Tubular steel is lighter in weight and easier to handle than cast aluminum and is more durable than regular aluminum. In case of accidental gouges or scratches it is recommended that you treat this bench with a rust protectant. This would prevent any scratches from turning to rust.
Filed under Garden Benches by on Dec 28th, 2010. Comment.
Pen this little Prize Pig Garden Statue in your beautiful garden. This stylized statue’s sense of fun is expressed in marvelous detail. Floppy ears a plump body and stubby little legs make this fellow a wonderful addition to your landscape.This adorable garden statue is cast from a hand-poured lightweight fiberglass resin. The statue’s detail is brought to life by a hand-applied non-peeling finish. Blend this statue with your landscape.Perfect for use anywhere this durable and sweet Prize Pig Garden Statue is sure to make visitors smile!
Filed under Animal Statues by on Dec 20th, 2010. Comment.
